I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
There needs to be a button that unlikes all of the facebook pages I liked two years ago at once
what if concert tickets fell from the sky
maybe i’d go outside for once
i’d probably just open my window and put a net out.
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.